this just has baby written all over it
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
