this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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