Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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