if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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