just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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