I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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