Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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