When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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