Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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