the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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