what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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