He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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