But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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