omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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