I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
i think im in europe. pls send help
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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