Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I forgot how hot balto sounded
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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