I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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