just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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