So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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