no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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