just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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