Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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