That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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