In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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