i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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