Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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