Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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