I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Who died my cat blue again?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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