Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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