i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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