dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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