u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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