North Korea, Best Korea!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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