And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
did you just send me my own nude
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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