There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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