called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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