i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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