spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
my liver is dry heaving
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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