Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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