They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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