How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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