if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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