You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You made out with two different species that night
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
