If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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