She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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