Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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