The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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