I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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