A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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