marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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