I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
We were destined to go to rehab together
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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