Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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