If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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