i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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