We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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