they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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