I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just gargled with NyQuil
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