Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he puts the penis in happiness.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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