Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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