it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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